a cop and his horse

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Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2006 19:51:02

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," The cop said
"did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over
and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said,
"Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the
cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse,
not on top.

Bob

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2006 20:08:48

And the little girl was hauled off to jail...

Post 3 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2006 21:31:44

What happened to the inocence of little children now a days? lol

Post 4 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Thursday, 09-Nov-2006 0:58:14

it got lost becaus bob currupted them all blake. You didn't know that?

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 5:37:05

did not, well not all of them. Hey, little girl, how about some candy?

Bob

Post 6 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 6:42:57

that's good bob, posted it to my website

Post 7 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 12:42:44

lmfao, thanks